doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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