Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
We don't watch enough power rangers
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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