Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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