Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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