I haven't been this sober since birth.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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