I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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