you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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