Dude, you can get phone service on a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean, it's called satellite uplinks, you just pay dearly on your cell phone bill when you get it.
Ummm the bartender doesn't work for 4 days straight! She fucked him on Tuesday of a 7 night cruise. Them she frank free Wednesday thru Sunday or something. And drinks r not free u dumbass.. It's called your credit card that they take ahead of time!
yeah this is totally fake. even if they didnt take if from the hangover, the bartender wouldnt be able to stop bartending, go fuck you, and then go back to bartending. and yeah, probably no phone service either. i wish there was a way that all of these could be proven real before posted!!! grr. oh and btw, SHUT THE FUCK UP SOVIET RUSSIA! =)
An interesting question. And, the answer depends on whether the bartender is a man or a woman, how many drinks were involved, how long the cruise was, and, of course, whether the writer is a man or a woman.
The possibilities abound.
i worked on cruise ships for 5 years. Alcohol is not free on cruises. but he would not have been able to give her very many free drinks, maybe 1 or 2 but more than that and it would have been noticed and he would have got in trouble, probably fired. bartenders on cruises make all their money from sales and mandatory tips. and when the ships is in port you have reception, if the ship was in port the next day she could have sent the text.
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