So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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