so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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