I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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