"it" just moved
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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