oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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