Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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