So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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