i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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