Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
wow bdsm is so cute
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