But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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