whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
another moral hangover. fuck.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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