never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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