i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Naked. naked and bneed help.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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