Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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