He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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