The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
love makes seman taste better
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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