You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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