how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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