he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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