Church boner. Awkwardddd
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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