But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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