My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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