i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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