I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
your like the ambassador to my penis.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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