You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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