i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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