This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
