i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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