I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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