You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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