Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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