have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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