I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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