Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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