Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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