he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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