Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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