There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
