I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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