Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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