I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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