kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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