escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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