Christians are straight up FREAKS
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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