im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
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my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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