God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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