what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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