If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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